The fact that this is getting downvoted when it’s obvious satire is hilarious
Edit: His commitment is hilarious
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No. This is not a satire.
No. We are not trolls.
No. We are not joking.
Decades ago, an evil rose from the shadows, invading every home of every Christian American family. It shattered our good and healthy ways to live, ruthlessly dragging the young folk to an abyss of filth, addiction and degeneration. Disguising itself as entertainment, this evil finally showed up its fangs, painted by innocent blood.
This evil is called video g*mes.
Today, more and more people, calling themselves as "g*mers" spend their lives in front of a screen, killing and torturing people for fun. Their eyes hurt and their fingers get tired, but they continue. "It is harmless", they say.
Gmers around the world reunite in "conventions" to talk about these vile creations that are videogmes. They cheer and cackle like demons at the gate of hell while big and multi billionaire corporations fill their pockets, exploiting the pain of families victims of g*mers.
While this happens, more and more blood flows between our streets. More and more children and schools are covered with screams of despair. Despair of those who are victims of the g*mer.
But we resist. We will not fall. We will not perish. We will PREVAIL!
ANTI G*MERS, RISE UP!
The fact that this is getting downvoted when it’s obvious satire is hilarious
Edit: His commitment is hilarious
This is not a satire community. It says it right in the sidebar. 🙏🏻
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Ah yes, my apologies good sir.
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What is this "sad tire" thing that people keep talking about in our Facebook Group???
This must be the g*mer brain disease!! I will pray for them 🙏 Christ is always with them
Your signature is killing me.
I can't believe anyone would dream of "playing" with anything when the Lord 🙏 provides a plentiful bounty of entertainment for us already!!! 😡
We already have all the things he intended for us to play with. Sticks, rocks, firearms, the list goes on.
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bro finally figured out how to use asterisks
is this satire, or is it just fantasy?
This is not satire.
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