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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] RustyNova 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile me, and my 2gb debug build folder in rust.

The app itself is 100mb on debug...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

At least it's not needed at runtime. The node modules are, right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Not all of them, no. Some are just to build or run development only tools.

[–] RustyNova 1 points 10 months ago

Well... Compilation is just mixing everything up into a runtime package...

If you don't count tree shaking out unused stuff and non activated features, what you have is literally everything bundled in

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

i just heard carl segan say, "billions and billions of stars..." in a distant voice...

[–] Hotdogman -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Last one on the right... Your mom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

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