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>Spend months shitposting about how
cats are worse than dogs
>Found a kitten
>Try to humanize it
>Try to teach him my name with meows
>He literally is trying to tell me to change
his litter or he will shit/piss outside
>He is trying to communicate with me to play with him
>He wakes me up by meowing my name [he did that many times]
>When I want be alone he cries with my name to open the door
WTF Why you say they are stupid? They are fluffy and cute and that's all I need
They're smart enough to be arseholes and get away with it.
cats evolved to be smart enough to enslave unsuspecting humans and get away with it.
I'm intrigued as to how to train a cat to meow a name, but otherwise I agree cats are great.
It isn't hard, they tend to learn that quickly. Lots of cats meowing "mama" on youtube for instance.
Pick a specific pattern and associate your attention with it, I guess?