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Anon is: The Pussy Whisperer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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>Spend months shitposting about how cats are worse than dogs
>Found a kitten
>Try to humanize it
>Try to teach him my name with meows
>He literally is trying to tell me to change his litter or he will shit/piss outside
>He is trying to communicate with me to play with him
>He wakes me up by meowing my name [he did that many times]
>When I want be alone he cries with my name to open the door

WTF Why you say they are stupid? They are fluffy and cute and that's all I need

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[–] d00ery 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm intrigued as to how to train a cat to meow a name, but otherwise I agree cats are great.

[–] Maalus 10 points 1 year ago

It isn't hard, they tend to learn that quickly. Lots of cats meowing "mama" on youtube for instance.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Pick a specific pattern and associate your attention with it, I guess?