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[–] ArcaneGadget 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I for one would welcome our neighbours into the union!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hey we welcomed you, but you guys didn't like it here apparently! Meh it's fine, you'll be back eventually if we don't get ww3 first.

[–] NickwithaC 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tagger 7 points 10 months ago

To be fair about 30% of us said we didn't like it. the rest of us were either too young to vote, swiftly positive or thought remain would easily win and couldn't be bothered to get out to the polls

[–] Rakonat 42 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

And if this bizarro world ever happened, it would open the door for the US to join the EU by bordering an EU state and let hundreds of millions of Americans take advantage of the Schengen zone.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How’d you figure out our plan so quickly?

[–] Rakonat 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] rehydrate5503 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Came here to say this. St-Pierre and Miquelon ftw.

[–] deus 2 points 10 months ago

Now they gotta let Brazil and Suriname get in as well. French Guiana ftw.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This would be huge for both the EU and Canada. The EU would gain a major economy and a strong presence in the Americas, and Canada would gain all the benefits of the euro and EU membership. Both entities would be stronger for it, especially in a world where the US is an increasingly unreliable ally.

[–] Stupidmanager 5 points 10 months ago

I would really want to live in canada then. Not that I wouldn’t now, but damn if I could travel freely around the rest of the EU it would be amazing.

[–] snf 35 points 10 months ago

If Australia can be in Eurovision, Canada can be in the EU. Checkmate

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes. The same logic that makes France a country in both North and South America, Africa, Oceania, and Antarctica (in addition to Europe obviously).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Well... yes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Canadians be shivering rn.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well it's winter isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Cold front too

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 4 points 10 months ago

Americans with technically American soil bases bordering almost every country.

Now everyone is American!