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"Veganism is a way of living that is just awesome, plus we totally get enough protein! Also, we totally get enough oral sex. Probably more than you, to be honest. Not bragging, just stating facts." - The Vegan Society


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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I use those to eat cat bacon?

[–] veganpizza69 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can make a rich sauce which can be later used to marinate cat meat or the rich fat for frying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you have a recipe? It'd need to include bone barrow and 15kg of raw bull testicles because my culture demands it 😊🥰

[–] BadassSoyDaddy 2 points 1 year ago

You cook your rocky mountain oysters? I just shuck 'em and drink 'em, straight from the sac! They come with extra 'cocktail sauce' that way.

[–] veganpizza69 2 points 1 year ago

The key is a very long and slow boil.

[–] nova 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hear billionaires are a great natural source of B12!

[–] ayyndrew 2 points 1 year ago

Finally something more natural than those manmade fortified plant milks!

[–] cyde 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] veganpizza69 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] cyde 2 points 1 year ago

no :( not yet.