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Does this count as wearing it though? (reddthat.com)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] LemmySoloHer 12 points 5 months ago

Invisibility for the wearer? More like invagibility amirite?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Frodo could have keister'd it and simply walked to Mordor.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

One does not simply waddle uncomfortably into Mordor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I would pay good money to read a story exploring the effects of The Ring when held in nature's pocket.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure it's this: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/24157-vaginal-ring

Awesome invention btw! Pretty much birth control pills and IUDs combined into one easy to self insert package.

So add "preventing unwanted pregnancies" to the list of powers the one ring can provide you, thanks Sauron!

[–] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Imagine fucking a woman wearing this inside her, you just become invisible on every in thrust.

At least they'll never have to see the face you make when you cum

[–] littlebluespark 4 points 5 months ago

That's more "bearing" it, as in: barely able to. Though, the current possessor is called the Ringbearer, so...

[–] Crackhappy 3 points 5 months ago

Better if it was The One Cock Ring... amirite

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Do you wear a Dixie cup?