I like to think, if I encountered one or two wolves alone, I might come out on top if I had a good stick in hand.
I have never been able to imagine winning a fight against a cat larger than 30 lbs or so.
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I'd die with wolves. With a cat you have to be willing to get bit until you get hold of it.
Forcing your hand down their throat if it's a dog or larger cat can work too. Pitbull could probably bite your arm off through.
30 pound cat all bets off lmao
I would bet on the wolves if there were more than one.
If there was only one i would bet on the wolf.
Im not saying I am stronger than 2 wolves, but there is at least a negotiation process involved, as opposed to being eviscerated within a few seconds.
Yeah, this seems like a terrible game to teach your cat.
I have two cats, so I keep them as happy as I can as a form of self preservation.
That parkour push off the wall at the end was fantastic
That cat's a fuckin winner
Yeah I'm generally not a cat person but that's a pretty rad cat.