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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

While hippos are known for their speed both on land and in water, they would face insurmountable difficulties during a the biking portion.

Hippos have short, stout legs relative to their bulky body size. Even if we entertain the hypothetical scenario of a hippo magically being able to ride a bike, these short legs would severely restrict their pedaling efficiency.

Their weight, coupled with the slow biking speed resulting from their short legs, would most likely cause any lead from the swimming and running stages to dissipate rapidly.

Additionally, despite their intimidating size and strong jaws, hippos are not carnivorous by nature, but rather herbivores with a diet primarily composed of grasses. While they can be aggressive if they perceive a threat, they don't typically target humans as food. Therefore, the scenario of a hippo eating a competitor during a the other stages is extremely improbable.

All things considered, a relatively fit human athlete would still have a considerable edge in a triathlon competition against a hippo.

[–] Luovahulluus 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While hippoes are surprisingly agile in water and surprisingly fast runners, they are not known for their endurance.

Hippoes would probably have an advantage while swimming due to a body adapted to water.

Hippoes don't sweat and have a very thick skin, so they would overheat quickly when running. The same thing applies to cycling, but with a bike designed for their body, I'd think they'll do better cycling than running. Their hind legs are about 70cm long (according to ChatGPT), so not that short. Shorter crank arms are required. The hind legs are super strong, so that would be a significant advantage, especially when the bike is holding their body weight.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe the bicycle could be a treadmill bike, with some form of water tank adapted, to keep them cool.

[–] Aggravationstation 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that AI generated or do you have a hippo and a hippo's bike rig

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let’s leave it to the imagination haha

[–] Aggravationstation 2 points 1 year ago

I'm imagining that you are that hippo and are browsing Lemmy on your phone (phablet, obvs) whilst using your exercise bike

[–] 4am 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m guessing that’s a real link. But maybe a typo?

Also Lemmy.ml seems to be overloaded right now, won’t even let me go to their home page to search it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe replace the /c/ with an !

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nah. Should be able to just propagate the whole url. Pretty sure it should be they* not the.

Regardless, sh.itjust.works was having issues this morning. I saw a number of people post about it.

[–] i_had_name 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if the bike was designed for the hippo though?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like one of those treadmill bikes?

Let's incorporate some numbers into this scenario for a clearer perspective.

Assume a standard Olympic triathlon, which includes a 1.5-kilometer swim, a 40-kilometer bike ride, and a 10-kilometer run. Hippos can swim at speeds around 5 mph (8 kph) and run at up to 20 mph (32 kph) but these speeds are only in short bursts, not sustained over long distances.

For the 1.5-kilometer swim, at an average speed of 8 kph, a hippo could theoretically complete this segment in roughly 11 minutes. A well-trained human could complete the same distance in around 20 minutes.

However, the biking and running segments are where the hippo would struggle due to its short legs and lack of endurance. Even with a specially designed bike, let's assume a hippo could bike at a generous speed of 5 kph due to their physical limitations. Therefore, it would take them around 8 hours to complete the 40-kilometer bike segment. In contrast, a well-trained human could complete this in around 1 hour.

For the 10-kilometer run, even if the hippo could sustain their top speed of 32 kph (which is unlikely), they could theoretically finish in under 20 minutes. However, due to their poor endurance, a more realistic time might be around 1-2 hours. A well-trained human could complete this segment in under 40 minutes.

In summary, even if a hippo performed at its absolute best and a human performed at average speeds, the human would finish the triathlon in roughly 2 hours, while the hippo would take around 9-10 hours. The limitations of the hippo in biking and sustained running, even with hypothetical specialized equipment, make it highly unlikely they could compete effectively in a triathlon.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Luckily hippos aren't known to be good at biking.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You could just take your time. The bike portion will stop them completely.

[–] stevehobbes 8 points 1 year ago

Hippos don’t actually swim. They run along the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Her: I bet he's thinking about other girls.

Him:

[–] son_named_bort 7 points 1 year ago

I would rather challenge them in another Olympic sport. I can't imagine they'd be good at table tennis.

[–] chaos 5 points 1 year ago

I read hippos as hippies and was thoroughly confused by the time I read the whole thing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thought I still had to head back to reddit for the Triathlon threads, but here we are.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Damn, turns out we really are as boring as we think we are. There truly is nothing original in the world 😂

[–] momentonaut 2 points 1 year ago

This is bad for me, because someone stole my bike.

[–] trouser_mouse 2 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of a time I was beaten by a hippo in a triathlon, bad memories all around

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