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Potholes In Nice Part Of Town Filled With Italian Marble (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

Joke's on the Onion, the nice parts of town actually get decent road maintenance so there aren't any potholes.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like it would be slippery AF

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

That's the driver's problem.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In New Orleans we would just fill them up with Mardi Gras beads.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

lol i think ive actually seen that.