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[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

Saw that dude like 20 years ago at OzFest and thought, wow glad I got to see him before he kicked the bucket... Every day since has been a miracle

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

“Incoherent mumbling” is a disrespectful yet accurate description of a Brummie accent

[–] Chickenslippers 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He does a weekly talk with his buddy on his radio channel, and man he doesn't sound well. His accent mixed with him getting old is rough.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

One could even say it sounds like "incoherent mumbling".

[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 10 months ago

If one was so inclined.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's not just the accent, it's his age/health combined with the accent. He was at least understandable with effort back in the day, now he practically needs a translater when he's not using his singing voice.

[–] aeronmelon 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Normal people eat a bat and create COVID. Ozzy Osborne eats a bat and becomes immortal.

[–] Land_Strider 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trick is thinking it is a plastic bat, not a real one.

[–] TheBat 10 points 10 months ago

Good ol' plastibo.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The secret to a long life is being rich as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

U said it all , this post can be closed

[–] ThePantser 25 points 10 months ago

Time tried to kill the metal, it failed as Ozzy lived on!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Tolstoshev 7 points 10 months ago

I have that too, but the only impact is I need 2x the novocaine at the dentist. I should have been doing heroin all this time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I know a guy who has always taken 10x more substances than anyone else, and seems to still crave more. I watched him eat an entire handful of Percocet once, and then work all day like it was nothing. Half of one of the pills he took knocked me on my ass. I puked, then passed out, and slept for six hours. He was eating like 8 of them at a time, several times per day. He does the same thing with alcohol, and any other drugs he can get his hands on.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Pickled from the inside.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The secret is bat blood 😅

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Just watch KingCobra, they've obviously figured something out. Normal humans cannot survive their lifestyle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Managed to get Lemmy in the end

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

His corpse will be studied for decades, mankind must unlock it's secrets.