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Cinderblock (self.jokes)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by prl to c/jokes

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A woman is walking home with her three daughters- Rose, Lily, and Cinderblock.
Rose asks her mother, “Mom, why did you name me Rose?”
To which her mother replies, “Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a rose fell on your head!”
Lily, curious now, asks her mother “Mom, why did you name me after a flower too?”
To which her mother replies, “Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a lily fell on your head!”
Cinderblock says to her mother, “~hghghdnbgh~!!? ^dnbgh^!??!”

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

The joke is much better if you don't give the children names at the start.