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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[Billionaire Taylor] Swift, who has publicly aligned herself with the pro-choice movement and declared her opposition to former President Donald Trump, has become the ire of a vocal group of conservatives hell-bent on the bizarre notion that the singer is a political weapon aimed at the upcoming presidential election.

I mean, I'm no Swiftie, but that seems pretty reasonable to me...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What? You think Taylor Swift exists? That's president Biden in drag.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Then he is a great singer!

[–] sagrotan 1 points 5 months ago

Have you seen him dance? W0W

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We need to keep poor people poor to keep labour costs down.

[–] SuckMyWang 14 points 6 months ago

If we cause a recession poor people will happily work 70 hours a week for the same pay. They’ll finally appreciate what we do for them by letting them work at our companies that they subsidise with their taxes

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

LOL

Alright, I'll bite - I'm a soil scientist, and yeah, people make good fertilizer. Our C:N ratios are low (meaning evenish balance of carbon and nitrogen) and we have a lot of calcium and phosphorus in us too, relatively speaking. Some of the P is quickly available, the rest is in our bones (with Ca) and given their low surface area and relative stability, its really slowly released. But hey, if you grind those orphans up, yields will increase faster!

I'm on a fucking list now aren't I?

[–] crsu 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is that why they call mass graves potter's fields?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, that's a twist of the word pauper, which is a destitute person (archaic word)

[–] crsu 6 points 6 months ago

Pauper Brand Potting Soil.

I think I'm onto something. BRB applying to Shark Tank

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

But fertiliser helps the planet, billionares would never agree with that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

They would if it makes their food tastier. Yum... infants.:-)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

A more profitable modest proposal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I mean, what else are we going to do with the bodies of child laborers, bury them?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] crsu 2 points 6 months ago

Unpopular opinion: billionaires are greedy

[–] JusticeForPorygon 4 points 6 months ago

"A Modest Proposal"

Thomas Paine was a genius with words.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Hey I finally understand the nuances of meaning of that expression... it's dangerous, it's ugly and it smells.. Never quite understood the expression before looking at this picture. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I always wanted to own my own dumpster on fire!

[–] db2 1 points 6 months ago

Come to America, you can rent one if your medical debt isn't too crushing.

[–] n3m37h 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Except the ginger ones, they spoil the soil

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That is a Vancouver Canada dumpster https://www.allareacodes.com/604