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[–] TragicNotCute 69 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.

[–] mojofrododojo 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

PUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.

[–] cm0002 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"I just gotta check your asssshole sir"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Just like when I go to the local bodega for weed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Smart Pipe Inc. is a Registered Sex Offender

Smart Pipe, Inc.

[–] UltraMagnus0001 2 points 9 months ago

Anal print changed from hemorrhoids.