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submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/hmmm

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If it was really smart it would scan your butthole.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I remember reading something about Dali I think getting butthole prints of people and discovering that butthole prints are just as identifying as finger prints.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Huh... I never thought about it. But that makes a lot of sense.

[–] garbagebagel 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus

Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html

[–] over_clox 2 points 9 months ago

Damn, I heard about that a couple years ago and just looked it up again...

https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4