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Neuralink's first in-human brain implant has experienced a problem, company says (www.cnbc.com)
submitted 6 months ago by Wilshire to c/technology
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[–] lanolinoil 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm excited to get more cyborg parts especially after laser ablating my eyeballs

[–] ashok36 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The older I get, the more becoming a robot tiger seems like as good a retirement plan as I'm gonna get.

[–] Death_Equity 2 points 6 months ago

As a robot tiger, your ability to maul rednecks and hillbillies with narcissism that try to contain you would be considerably greater than your current form.