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Please be satire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] iAvicenna 53 points 5 months ago (3 children)

are you really vacationing if there is no one to witness it

[–] Godnroc 31 points 5 months ago

Only if you're doing it right. Witnesses are a problem.

Wait, did you say vacation?

[–] expatriado 21 points 5 months ago (4 children)

you are both vacationing and not vacationing until is observed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The problem with trying to observe a vacation is the amount of light involved. Experiments have shown that applying the necessary amount of light to render the vacation observable often results in the whole thing being called off anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The need for vacation within a closed system always goes up.

[–] TotalFat 2 points 5 months ago

Two for one you sly devil you! Niiice!

[–] iAvicenna 1 points 5 months ago

you can not measure the location and the speed of your vacation at the same time with high precision

[–] Threeme2189 0 points 5 months ago

If you're on the beach do you get Schrödinger's tan?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I volunteer to witness vacations if anyone needs help.