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Please be satire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 220 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Making posts about how you're not home is bad OpSec.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey everyone! Come fuck my shit up while I'm away! K thanx.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Look at my post history, take your pick of all my shiny things, with pictures of their condition you can scrape to sell them on ebay!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Some with actual casual valuations lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No kidding! Glad someone gets it. A couple I know who Instagrammed their entire cross-Europe vacation last year couldn't understand why I don't want to travel at the same time as them this year even though we're going some of the same places 🤦‍♂️

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well don't leave us hanging! Does their house get robbed every time they're away on vacation and posting about it on social media?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Not yet, but it's not a chance I'd be willing to take. They have at least one neighbor who's supposedly been arrested for theft. He used to watch their dogs for them but when they found out they stopped talking to him and changed the locks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

are you going to rob them while they're away?