this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 60 points 9 months ago (3 children)

If the good kids don’t have guns who’s going to stop the bad kids?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Heavily militarized police once the bad kids run out of ammo.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Only after 1.5 hours waiting outside though!!

Source: multiple school shootings

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

can't get the heroes to risk their lives

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We don’t need to arm the teachers - just the Hall Monitors!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hell, that hall monitor would probably do more than the police

[–] TokenBoomer 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The students should just protest the genocide in elementary, the police will never be allowed to leave. Bob’s your uncle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am blinded by your brilliance. Well done!

[–] TokenBoomer 1 points 9 months ago

Thanks. Early onset dementia tends to focus the mind. /s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not the police, they only stop the good kids.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 9 months ago

From what I’ve seen there’s a good chance they’ll hide outside while the situation unfolds.