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[–] kraftpudding 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For all you know, you could be, but they haven't broken up yet

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'll let my wife know if I'm on Drew Barrymore's list, she doesn't have a say in the matter.

[–] kraftpudding 3 points 6 months ago

That's the spirit