this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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Microblog Memes

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[–] Anticorp 89 points 6 months ago (2 children)

There are 48 states that aren't Florida or New York...

[–] Rolando 84 points 6 months ago

You'll have to forgive them, they were educated in Florida.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh right, I always forget Missouri doesn’t exist.

[–] FlyingSquid 18 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I thought it was New Zealand.

Wait, is New Zealand a state? I'm from Florida.

[–] cmbabul 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wyoming is a myth, but I thought everyone got the memo we were shunning Missouri by pretending they don’t exist until 2030

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Wyoming is a myth

Then why do both its residents keep a stranglehold on the rest of us?!?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

You mean Lesser Colorado?