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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I just want to know if Danny Devito was on the list.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why do you think she was at his house?

[–] UckyBon 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

At his house, with her list. Hope he didn't get get an STD 🤞

[–] Syringe 1 points 6 months ago

At his age, he probably wears then like a badge of honor.

[–] Agent641 10 points 6 months ago

His was the only name.

[–] cley_faye 8 points 6 months ago

It was the only name on there.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 6 months ago

Of course he is. I would.