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[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I occasionally like to have sex with people who aren't in my immediate family, which is a bit awkward when living with my parents.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 33 points 7 months ago

In Missouri houses are cheap and sisters can be friends with benefits.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

So sex with your immediate family isn't awkward?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

You need the hotel, motel, holiday inn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I tried, but Dad gets bitchy when he's left out.