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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s not how assumptions work though. You might be “pleasantly surprised”, then the guy realizes “wow, I super hated being treated like that just for being male” and wisely stays the fuck away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ask any woman, they'll let you know that some guys take that "wow, I super hated being treated like that" and don't wisely stay the fuck away. Someone who cannot empathize with the caution women have to show around strangers is probably not the best partner anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

“Caution” alone is fine, it’s cute you think that’s the extent of what gets justified by that line of thinking.