Political Memes

German Social Democrats are going anti-refugee,

That doesn't necessarily make them less left than American Democrats. I mean many Democrats literally are supporting the genocide of countries some of those refugees may be coming from right now. Immigration policy & treatment of refugees, although having some correlations with the left-right divide in the modern day, don't wholly decide whether you're left or right.

Melanchon is hardcore putin supporter on the grounds of realist geopolitical policy,

Calling Melanchon right of the Democrats is certainly... something alright. He is literally a socialist, or borderline socialist depending on your view. Democrats don't even come near socialism. Having shitty views on international politics and diplomacy doesn't exactly qualify you as "less left".

even breathe of gender neutral language use in most European countries and you'll be treated like a pariah if not outright accused of trying to destroy the culture,

Based off of context I can only assume that you're referring to when people who have no idea about how linguistics works try to go to speakers of other languages and tell them to just chop off part of their grammar (in this case, noun class) because they think "grammatical gender" is actual gender, or that it's comparable to pronoun use in English. But regardless, language features on its own doesn't necessarily mean anything when it comes to political leanings, and you can find gender neutral language use all across Europe, even in comparatively backwards places like Italy (sorry Italians).

Greece's actual goddamn socialist party is one of the most corrupt organized parties in the world,

Greece itself is unfortunate in every meaning of the word, but being corrupt doesn't say anything about its political leanings.

the NDP in Canada are lead by a man who says all the right things until you ask him about that plain hijacking by a terrorist organization founded on the interests of a racist class of landed elites,

I don't get your point here. Although racism is usually right-wing, the lead guy being a racist doesn't change the fact that the NDP still favors far more leftist policies than the US democrats, including on peace, the environment, transportation infrastructure, and (obviously) healthcare. Half of the stuff that the NDP pushes for would be absolute crazy talk to US Democrats.

Russia's still active communist party is a captured opposition for the fascist Putin regime,

I wouldn't exactly call Russia a developed democracy, it's very clearly a far-right authoritarian country.

Erdogan's rise to power in Turkey was paved by how wildly islamophobic the system of secularism was that the social democratic party Ataturk founded lifted from France (remember the shitstorm over Burkinis?),

... secularism is islamophobic? Keeping religion out of government, including government buildings, isn't exactly right-wing, in fact I find it perfectly fits much of leftist thought throughout history. Keeping all religion out of government isn't "islamophobic", even in a majority muslim country.

and oh yeah, all over the english speaking world and in much of western europe the guillotine is regularly held up as a symbol of revolution of leftist power while everywhere else mostly recognizes it as the preferred means of criminal execution of the Nazis.

Not exactly sure how this is relevant as to whether or not the US Democrats are actually more leftist than real leftist parties.

Most of your arguments seem to be about nationality/religion, and while stance on things like immigration or Ukraine are relevant, they don't overshadow being a socialist, which US democrats are far from.

Democrats reject socialism, they fear being labelled a "communist", they don't like being "leftists". I find it silly comparing them to actual socialists or parties/people which border on being socialist, maybe with a few positions uncharacteristic for socialists but in general still being socialists, and then saying that the Democrats are more left-wing. I mean Biden literally said that he wouldn't sign a universal healthcare bill, he's giving Israel a ton of aid, he still fully supports capitalism even if he has made advancements on making corporations less powerful. He, and the institution he represents, are NOT leftist, even if we say position on healthcare is irrelevant and position on foreigners is very relevant.