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[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)

His mother wrote on Facebook that he had contracted pneumonia in April and suffered a stroke following an MSRA infection.

I'd expect a very very through autopsy,

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 20 points 7 months ago

And a blood panel so thorough his family knows everything he ate in the last month.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot 15 points 7 months ago

I'd expect the body to mysteriously disappear before an autopsy can be performed...