Hello, I am not interested in buying your house. But I would like to use your restroom, dig through your magazines, rearrange your shelves, and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.

HA! NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!

No idea what season, but I'm pretty sure this immediately follows "whoa, windows! I don't think I can afford this place."

[–] MimicJar 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But why are the Simpsons selling their house?

[–] son_named_bort 14 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Because Mr. Scorpion offered Homer a job.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Don’t call him Mr. Scorpion. His name is Mr. Scorpio, but don’t call him that either.

[–] ExhaleSmile 8 points 7 months ago

Thank you, come again - Homer

[–] scutiger 3 points 7 months ago

Arguably the best Simpsons episode of all time.

[–] tux 2 points 7 months ago

The Denver broncos!

[–] MimicJar 1 points 7 months ago

SCORPIO! Correct.