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Google is building a fart button into Android (www.theverge.com)

submitted 7 months ago by woelkchen to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Well, the newer Farts button will have integrated AI to dynamically choose the proper fart for the situation, and requires a subscription. The legacy Fart app can still be sideloaded but it's missing the textures and subtly of the wet farts from Toots so it's really not worth it.. I'm still upset they haven't ported the Google Home integration from Poots it was one of the best parts.

[–] Anticorp 4 points 7 months ago

To support the fart choice AI your microphone will now be active 100% of the time and detailed logs of your life will be kept in your non personally identifiable account (which just so happens to also have your name, phone number, address, and physical location attached to it, but there's an ID number too, so we say it's non personally identifiable).