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A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] AngryCommieKender 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is why flamethrowers are legal to own in 48/50 US states.

[–] afox 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have a drone on offer up and some fool tried to convince me to trade for a flame thrower. Wtf am I going to do with a flame thrower? I guess I could vanquish my enemies... If I had any. People are weird.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It seems they had the same thought "Crap, what can I do with this flamethrower? Maybe I can trade it for that drone!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

The obvious solution is to attach the flamethrower to the drone.