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As a father, I take great pride in introducing my son to new experiences and cultures. So you can imagine my disappointment when we recently visited a highly recommended authentic Mexican restaurant, only to have my son order a burger and fries?

I mean, what kind of uncultured simpleton doesn’t order tacos or enchiladas at a Mexican restaurant? And to make matters worse, he doesn’t even pronounce Mexico with an H. It’s MEH-i-co, not MEX-i-co

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[–] Lemminary 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I just want to say that we have amazing shrimp & pineapple burgers down here. 😍 Haters gon' hate, but my fatass gon' eat gud.

[–] tattletaletimes 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Really? I'm gunna have to look this up bc that sounds really interesting Edit: I saved a random recipe online but if you have a good one I'd love to try it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Huh? Is there beef? If not that's a delicious sounding shrimp sandwich

[–] Lemminary 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Yup! No beef, and you don't need it, but I think you can ask for bacon. It's so good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not a burger, sounds good though.

[–] Lemminary 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I have the power of the global burger guild on my side