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[–] GoddessOfGouda 44 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Just use the lobby bathrooms at the hotel. If he loves you he’ll understand and be thankful.

Source: have done this myself

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

Y'all ladies need to read Everybody Poops if you think you need to sneak off to lobby bathrooms.

[–] MissJinx 29 points 7 months ago

No. If I have to hide my poop he doesn't really love me

[–] scrion 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's the way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

This is the strat

[–] Norgoroth 3 points 7 months ago

This is the best option. Go "ask for an extra towel". "