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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Butt plug maybe?

[–] NeptuneOrbit 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She's not practicing her chess. She should eat a wheel of brie everyday

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Stick a pawn up your butt in a foreign country and become a queen? I’m not sure how chess comes into this?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As an experienced butt plug enjoyer, the plug will shoot out if you have enough stuff trying to exit your body. And if you have even SOME poo that really needs to come out, it will be SUPREMELY uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also takes up some of that real estate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

But it’s free

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And then do a Mexican Lawnmower

[–] franklin 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Jesus fucking Christ. Hesitated on my coffee after seeing this lol.