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Delta Burke says she used crystal meth for weight loss (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 2 months ago by return2ozma to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I came in to make this joke and you beat me to it.

This lady would probably join a cult to cure a mental illness.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Delta or Jenna?

I haven't heard much about Delta Burke since the early 90s, but no major controversies come to mind (YMMV).

Jenna definitely, though. lol