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[โ€“] Brkdncr 12 points 10 months ago (7 children)

As a sysadmin I have so many devs asking me to set up antivirus exceptions for their apps, disable UAC, run the service as full admin, etc

Hell no. Submit your shit to virus total and learn how to program.

[โ€“] Limonene 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Why is the antivirus software detecting my Cortex-M3 binaries as dangerous to an amd64 computer? Happens on Windows 7 through Windows 10, across 3 different employers.

And how do I submit my builds to Virus Total if they're getting deleted as soon as they come out of the linker?

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