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Woman Doing Her Best to Like New Taylor Swift Album Lest She Face The Consequences (i.ibb.co)
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[–] SiegeRhino 19 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I like synthwave remixes of anime title themes and 90s songs covered in the Mario 64 soundfont, which Taylor Swift song do you recommend?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can never go wrong with the classic Trouble (Goat Remix)

[–] psycho_driver 3 points 7 months ago

My daughter and I had a blast karaoking this the other day.

[–] NielsBohron 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If that's a serious question, I think Lover is her closest album to something like that. It's a pretty fun mix of modern electro-pop songs with some decent lyrics.

Disclaimer: I am far from a true swiftie and others might disagree with me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

1989 is very 90s melodic poppy synth.

[–] aeronmelon 3 points 7 months ago

You might like Lavender Haze.

[–] NielsBohron 1 points 7 months ago

I wrote that Lover is the closest to synthwave, but that was before I listened to some of Midnights with my daughter in the car. Midnights is very synthwavey in a The Weeknd/Billie Eilish way. Probably you were just making a joke and aren't actually interested, but in case you are, give the whole album a listen. You might actually find something you like there.