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[–] [email protected] 152 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hotel's need good ice dispensers so that you can fill a bathtub with ice after removing your tinder date's kidneys.

[–] misterdoctor 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is the ice for the kidneys or just like a post-nephrectomy cold plunge?

[–] PunnyName 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Thank you for teaching me the word nephrectomy, gonna bring my death threat game to the next level

You can have hemicorporectomy in exchange

[–] misterdoctor 3 points 9 months ago

You can rec my hemicorp anytime brother 😏