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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] flicker 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm an adult woman with red hair, and I will correct you. You don't need the "female." Firecrotch is all-gender and all-inclusive. Being a firecrotch ascends gender as a concept.

But if you have to specify, we still don't love "female." "Lady," "woman," or "girl" might serve you better.

Be advised; we are a temperamental lot, and addressing us at all might be detrimental to your health, regardless of terminology.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Duly noted, firecrotch lady!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How about, "double X chromosapien"?

[–] flicker 5 points 10 months ago

Personally I'm cool with that but I'll have to ask the other firecrotches at the next enclave.

[–] RHSJack 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I had thought this was already known. Like, I learned this in middle school. Didn't everyone get firecrotch awareness class or at least a lesson?

[–] flicker 4 points 10 months ago

Seriously. Like we're back in the 50s smh my head