The Onion

Or just make the player character macho idiot with the gun have his gaze linger on the male stripper as long as the female stripper in the cutscene on the gratuitous strip club level, in between cringe dialogue and doom-y gun shit? You really don't need much. The standard here is low.

You don't even need good. You don't even need writing! Only got one 16 bit sprite for each character class? Cool, differentiate similarly equipped classes with skin colors beards and tits. They literally don't even need names; you just get better DOT spells and debuffs with robes and tits, better AOE damage and teleports with robes and a beard.

This is not hard to do, and if youre fucking it up you're doing it on purpose. Anybody who doesn't believe me: hit me up; I'll write your shit in like twenty minutes.