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[โ€“] Aganim 99 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

"You're not being sacked, no, we are releasing you into a world of opportunity!" Yes, a friend of mine actually heard that one a while ago when he was 'let go'. ๐Ÿคจ

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thats the equivlent of saying. "You dont half to worry anymore" And getting let out to pasture. Thats shitty as all get out tho

[โ€“] boatsnhos931 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] boatsnhos931 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Mmm flavor Lmao

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Jesus Christ. Layoffs suck, but can they at least try to be normal human beings about it, and not some kind of incarnation of the LinkedIn feed?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Seriously. I can handle a lot of awful, but that shit makes my blood boil.

[โ€“] bitchkat 2 points 10 months ago

My boss (actually boss's boss) was crying. HR didn't deliver any of the news.