this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 363 points 8 months ago (4 children)

If she's not running locally she's not your gf.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Care to explain these open ports?? I'm waiting!

[–] [email protected] 77 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It was nothing more than a handshake, I swear!

[–] pennomi 52 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Something something “man in the middle”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Something something Middle-Out compression

[–] Crack0n7uesday 6 points 8 months ago

It was a three way handshake and that's what got you in trouble.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 8 months ago

This is the most Feddit response, I love it

[–] RightHandOfIkaros 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

The people's girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Whore! How many guys is she dating