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Get railed in a sundress season (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by JoeTheSane to c/[email protected]

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[–] GrymEdm 60 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I can practically hear the rattle of pearls being clutched and gasps of indignation. How much you want to bet Bonnie was getting hers when she was young but that was "just in fun" or "she didn't know better but does now"?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago

or she's salty she didn't

[–] kromem 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bonnie sure as shit isn't wearing pearls to clutch. Maybe clutching her Hallmark locket with a picture of her favorite Hummel figurine inside it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Bonnie wishes she had a pearl necklace.