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‘You can’t say anything these days’ insists man saying exactly what he thinks, every single day (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just for him though. For others he loves consequences; exclude or browbeat them or or firebomb their office or slam them on the pavement and arrest them. Whatever.

[–] Viking_Hippie 20 points 7 months ago

Time for the Frank Wilhoit quote:

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition ... There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.