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[–] ajmaxwell 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget your lead cookware and lead infused wine!

[–] psmgx 17 points 7 months ago

Makes everything sweeter. And the mental instability is less of a hindrance in times when people were regularly crucified.

[–] InternetCitizen2 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I prefer mercy in my wine. If you put enough you won't remember anything tasting better.

[–] AtariDump 5 points 7 months ago

I prefer mercy in my wine.