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I can fix her! (infosec.pub)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Sacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You sure? IDK man, you know, you could be sleeping while she slits your throat.

She seems honest IMO.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Nah you just picky mate,

[–] idunnololz 3 points 10 months ago

DW all flags will be red after she bathes the world in your blood.

[–] Daft_ish 3 points 10 months ago

Red flag, but not a deal breaker.