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Simon Says He’s Had Enough! Local Boy Considers Name Change to Rover to Avoid Teasing (www.tattletaletimes.com)

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Ten-year-old Simon Sess, unfortunately named after a classic children’s game, expressed his deep hatred for his name. Due to the relentless teasing centered around “Simon Says,” the child is now considering changing his name to something cool that can’t be teased like Rover or Chase.

“Every single day,” laments Simon, “I could be minding my own business when someone will shout, ‘Simon says touch your nose!’ and then everyone starts laughing.

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[–] SpaceNoodle 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wow, this is kinda marginalizing bullied kids.

[–] rachthegoldberg 2 points 8 months ago

how so?