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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

drug test

Well there's your problem. too many people like weed and by the tine you can pass a teat you've already found a diffrent job that doesn't judge you for what you do on the weekend with a body fluid analysis. Drop the drug test and applications will come. Everyone who is creepy invasive like that has hiring problems even the NSA

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Can’t drop the drug test, nuclear requirement.

I am not the one making the hiring requirements