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Man Thinks Games Were Better When He Was Blind to Their Blatant Political Themes (hard-drive.net)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Snake! Nuclear weapons are very bad! Governments mislead and influence their citizens through mass media! Privatization of military is going to lead to global chaos!"

"Wow, cool bipedal walking nuclear launch platform."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Remember how there was a secret cutscene that only played after there was 100% nuclear disarmament across the entire platform? And there were people purposely trying to make nukes faster than the efforts to disarm them just cuz they were dicks?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Classic human behaviour, you got any further detail on that?, sounds hilarious tbf.