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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Whats the matter? Can't stand the awesome force of DEMOCRACY^TM 🫡 through a barrel?

[–] littlebluespark 4 points 8 months ago

Personally, I prefer airdropping Democracy™ from orbit at extreme velocities to ensure proper armor penetration and target area saturation. 🤌🏼