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Set up a shawarma shop. Make it a pick your own like at strawberry farms, but with goats. That'll solve the problem.
Ottawa's city council declared the city as the 'Shawarma Capital of Canada'. I think these goats will serve the city well. The news: https://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/ottawa-is-the-shawarma-capital-of-canada-council-declares-1.6830648