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Perfectly good slice of bread utterly ruined by Marmite (newsthump.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Yes supposed to be similar. Ideally you're supposed to put just a small, barely there smear over butter on toast. Too much it's bad. This is second hand because I've not had the...pleasure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Nah heap it on, and some coon cheese too cant beat it

[–] somethingsnappy 5 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I feel like I'm walking into a trap even though I'm fairly well traveled. What is "coon cheese?"

[–] CopernicusQwark 2 points 9 months ago

It's a brand name of cheese that is ubiquitous in Australia. They recently rebranded to "Cheer" due to the racist connotations of their former name.

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